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    10 months ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: rougemarionette

  2. doduos asked: How do you make your gifs?

    EB: With ectoplasm and the tears of infants. :B

    ((OOC: All the footage just comes from my webcam, which I import into photoshop under the option “file> import> video frames to layers.” Then I do whatever tweaking/resizing is necessary to make it look pretty, and save the thing! That’s just what works for me. C:

    —John))

    10 months ago  /  1 note

  3. askcosplaydavejohn ==> askthecosplayhomestucks

    ((OOC: So we have decided to expand our inventory in a way, and offer you guys the chance to ask us questions as characters besides just John and Dave C: We have the following costumes in our inventory (some with multiple variations):

    • John
    • Dave
    • Jade
    • Jake
    • Dirk
    • Bro
    • Karkat
    • Feferi
    • Meenah
    • Sollux

    If there is a particular pairing you’d like to see from the list above, let us know either as a reply to this post or by sending us an ask!

    Thanks again everyone for following! 

    Lots of love,

    Mer and Monica <3 ))

    10 months ago  /  2 notes

  4. TG: holy shit
TG: dude come look at this
EB: what is it now, dave?
TG: no seriously, look at this
EB: this better not be another failed prank from you
EB: seeing as how you can never prank the pranking MAST&#8212; whoa!!
TG: yeah, see what i&#8217;m saying?
EB: when did this happen?
TG: i dunno
TG: prolly while we were both off in california being derps
EB: we need to update this blog!
[OOC: Wow, thank you SO much guys! Sorry we&#8217;ve been absent - it&#8217;s been hard this summer for us to hang out and we both just got back from California. Momo (John) was at Disneyland and Mer (Dave) was at Anime Expo, and we both came home sick and tired xD We&#8217;ll get some new replies cranked out for you! In the meantime, feel free to bombard us with questions! Ask box is here!]

    TG: holy shit

    TG: dude come look at this

    EB: what is it now, dave?

    TG: no seriously, look at this

    EB: this better not be another failed prank from you

    EB: seeing as how you can never prank the pranking MAST— whoa!!

    TG: yeah, see what i’m saying?

    EB: when did this happen?

    TG: i dunno

    TG: prolly while we were both off in california being derps

    EB: we need to update this blog!

    [OOC: Wow, thank you SO much guys! Sorry we’ve been absent - it’s been hard this summer for us to hang out and we both just got back from California. Momo (John) was at Disneyland and Mer (Dave) was at Anime Expo, and we both came home sick and tired xD We’ll get some new replies cranked out for you! In the meantime, feel free to bombard us with questions! Ask box is here!]

    10 months ago  /  1 note

  5. strider69:

    DAVE FOUND THE VIDEO OF ME DOING THE WINDY THING AT A-KON. AND THEN ME GIVING HER A PIGGYBACK.

    … I actually think I’m not a complete idiot in this video xD

    (ooc: hey guys! So Strider69 went to A-Kon in Dallas, Texas this past weekend dressed as God Tier John! Wanted to share this video since there was a John/Dave moment in it, basically in honour of the blog :3 Hope you guys enjoy!)

    11 months ago  /  16 notes  /  Source: strider69

  6. Cheap Photoshoots - Denver, CO

    strider69:

    So since I’m temporarily out of a job and have no other means to make money, I’m offering cheap photoshoots to anyone interested.

    Read More

    ((OOC: This is a signal boost for Dave, who does photography work! Even if you can’t help, signal boosts and word-of-mouth to anyone you know would be awesome :3 You all are amazing! Btw, we’ll get around to answering some more questions! Ask box is always open!))

    12 months ago  /  11 notes  /  Source: strider69

  7. 

EB: Well that&#8217;s not an unbiased question at all! :B
EB: But I mean I guess I&#8217;ve never thought of him that way?
EB: I&#8217;m not gonna flip my shit on him or anything if that were the case, though!
EB: Like I really care about him and I don&#8217;t want him to get hurt
EB: But it&#8217;s really not something I&#8217;ve ever seriously considered
EB: I mean, I&#8217;ve been kind of busy saving the universe to think about romance :B
EB: Now that the universe is in good hands, though&#8230;
EB: Maybe I&#8217;ll talk to him about it and see what&#8217;s going on, if anything? :B

    EB: Well that’s not an unbiased question at all! :B

    EB: But I mean I guess I’ve never thought of him that way?

    EB: I’m not gonna flip my shit on him or anything if that were the case, though!

    EB: Like I really care about him and I don’t want him to get hurt

    EB: But it’s really not something I’ve ever seriously considered

    EB: I mean, I’ve been kind of busy saving the universe to think about romance :B

    EB: Now that the universe is in good hands, though…

    EB: Maybe I’ll talk to him about it and see what’s going on, if anything? :B

    1 year ago  /  0 notes

  8. 
EB: What&#8212;
TG: &#8230;&#8230;..
EB: Dave? Where are you going?

TG: bathroom.
- 15 minutes later -

EB: Dave? You okay?
TG: fine. nature just called.
EB: If you&#8217;re sure&#8230;?
TG: as sure as white lays its perfectly blank hide on my rice every time we get chinese
EB: Um
EB: Alright.

EB: Fffff
EB: Guess I&#8217;ll answer questions for me until Dave gets back.

    EB: What—

    TG: ……..

    EB: Dave? Where are you going?

    TG: bathroom.

    - 15 minutes later -

    EB: Dave? You okay?

    TG: fine. nature just called.

    EB: If you’re sure…?

    TG: as sure as white lays its perfectly blank hide on my rice every time we get chinese

    EB: Um

    EB: Alright.

    EB: Fffff

    EB: Guess I’ll answer questions for me until Dave gets back.

    1 year ago  /  11 notes

  9. 
TG: sigh
TG: okay answering these really fast while egbert went to the bathroom so he doesnt see
TG: long story short, no i havent told him, no i dont think he reciprocates, and a feelings jam is prolly pretty pointless
TG: yeah it sucks but egberts a really cool guy, and hey im not going to ruin a perfectly good broship
TG: ya know what i mean?
EB: Heeeeeeyyyyy
EB: Whatcha doin&#8217;? :B
TG: just answering shit
TG: how was your trip to the bathroom. you didnt fall in, did you?
EB: Haha, you&#8217;re so weird Dave! :B

    TG: sigh

    TG: okay answering these really fast while egbert went to the bathroom so he doesnt see

    TG: long story short, no i havent told him, no i dont think he reciprocates, and a feelings jam is prolly pretty pointless

    TG: yeah it sucks but egberts a really cool guy, and hey im not going to ruin a perfectly good broship

    TG: ya know what i mean?

    EB: Heeeeeeyyyyy

    EB: Whatcha doin’? :B

    TG: just answering shit

    TG: how was your trip to the bathroom. you didnt fall in, did you?

    EB: Haha, you’re so weird Dave! :B

    1 year ago  /  5 notes

  10. 
TG: let&#8217;s see
TG: nope doesnt look like it
EB: nah :B
EB: What about you?
TG: no way, not this coolkid
EB: LET&#8217;S FIND OUT

TG: SHIT&#8212;AHAHAH
EB: That&#8217;s a yes :D
TG: fuck you egbert
TG: you and the internet
EB: You know you love meeee :B
TG: yeah yeah whatever

    TG: let’s see

    TG: nope doesnt look like it

    EB: nah :B

    EB: What about you?

    TG: no way, not this coolkid

    EB: LET’S FIND OUT

    TG: SHIT—AHAHAH

    EB: That’s a yes :D

    TG: fuck you egbert

    TG: you and the internet

    EB: You know you love meeee :B

    TG: yeah yeah whatever

    1 year ago  /  18 notes

  11. 
EB: &#8220;SING US A SONG TONIIIIIGGGGHHHTT&#8221;
TG: oh my god egbert, please tell me your balls did NOT just drop in the last few seconds
EB: &#8220;WE&#8217;RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODYYYYY&#8221;
TG: *claps hands over ears* holy shit they did. dude, you can stop now, we answered the question&#8212;
EB: &#8220;AND YOU&#8217;VE GOT US FEELIN&#8217; ALRIIIIIGHT&#8221;
TG: someone put me out of my misery here; i cant stand the fact my best bro&#8217;s balls just got chopped off by an invisible billy joel
EB: Ouch :(
TG: &#8230; okay so it wasnt that bad. just sorta fine tune it. or something.
EB: Ouchouchouchouch Dave D:
TG: look, ive never heard the song before so&#8212;-
EB: WHAT.
EB: &#8220;NOW JOHN AT THE BAR IS A FRIEND OF MINEEEE&#8221;
TG: oh god

    EB: “SING US A SONG TONIIIIIGGGGHHHTT”

    TG: oh my god egbert, please tell me your balls did NOT just drop in the last few seconds

    EB: “WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODYYYYY”

    TG: *claps hands over ears* holy shit they did. dude, you can stop now, we answered the question—

    EB: “AND YOU’VE GOT US FEELIN’ ALRIIIIIGHT”

    TG: someone put me out of my misery here; i cant stand the fact my best bro’s balls just got chopped off by an invisible billy joel

    EB: Ouch :(

    TG: … okay so it wasnt that bad. just sorta fine tune it. or something.

    EB: Ouchouchouchouch Dave D:

    TG: look, ive never heard the song before so—-

    EB: WHAT.

    EB: “NOW JOHN AT THE BAR IS A FRIEND OF MINEEEE”

    TG: oh god

    1 year ago  /  5 notes

  12. 
TG: 11 meters per second
EB: African or Europe&#8212;wait, what?
TG: or 24 miles an hour
EB: It&#8217;s from a movie, Dave! :B
TG: whelp i havent seen it
EB: How have you not seen monty python! It&#8217;s a classic!
TG: how have you not seen troll 2? Now thats a classic
TG: the best worst movie out there
EB: They&#8217;re not even in the same playing field! I watch good stuff. :B
TG: well excuuuuuse me, prince of films
TG: whatever im getting more chinese food

    TG: 11 meters per second

    EB: African or Europe—wait, what?

    TG: or 24 miles an hour

    EB: It’s from a movie, Dave! :B

    TG: whelp i havent seen it

    EB: How have you not seen monty python! It’s a classic!

    TG: how have you not seen troll 2? Now thats a classic

    TG: the best worst movie out there

    EB: They’re not even in the same playing field! I watch good stuff. :B

    TG: well excuuuuuse me, prince of films

    TG: whatever im getting more chinese food

    1 year ago  /  3 notes

  13. EB: We&#8217;re answering questions right now! :B
TG: and were gettin&#8217; around to the ones from last time so you guys arent all left out in the cold
TG: but if you have something else to ask us go for it
TG: just let me finish my damn chinese first
EB: Hurry up Dave! You can eat it later D:
TG: dude im a growing boy. cut me some slack
TG: i need sustenance; you think bro keeps anything good around the house?
EB:&#8230;true.
EB: Well here&#8217;s the ask link for everyone! :D

    EB: We’re answering questions right now! :B

    TG: and were gettin’ around to the ones from last time so you guys arent all left out in the cold

    TG: but if you have something else to ask us go for it

    TG: just let me finish my damn chinese first

    EB: Hurry up Dave! You can eat it later D:

    TG: dude im a growing boy. cut me some slack

    TG: i need sustenance; you think bro keeps anything good around the house?

    EB:…true.

    EB: Well here’s the ask link for everyone! :D

    1 year ago  /  1 note

  14. Anonymous asked: Why does Dave need hugs!! Did something happen???

    ((Dave is all right, don’t worry! We’re both doing fine, just dealing with a lot going on right now, and Dave’s a bit overwhelmed :) —John))

    1 year ago  /  0 notes

  15. ((OOC;))

    ((Hi everyone! Thank you again for your continued support, it really means a lot to the both of us!

    I just wanted to let you guys know that our activity is going to be a little sporadic for a bit, we’re both under a lot of stress with finals next week and the like, but fortunately summer break is almost within our grasp! :D

    Also, I apologize for the technical trouble we’ve been having with photobucket eating up some of our gifs D: generally we try to upload the file rather than using a direct link, but it doesn’t always work, especially with larger gif files.

    Do any of you happen to know of a different image hosting site that you could recommend us? It would be much appreciated!

    Thank you again for following and reading this and asking us silly questions and everything! C:

    <3,

    John

    PS: Go bug Dave! She needs hugs! <3))

    1 year ago  /  0 notes